Barbie, Frozen – and Spiderman?? Welcome to DisneyCarToys

Take mash-up, low, low-budget ‘animation’, someone’s Barbie-dolls, Frozen dolls and a wide assortment of Disney princesses as well as their brother’s Spiderman doll – and a s#4t-load of humor…and you might just end up with something like DisneyCarToys, a YouTube channel that’s turned said combination into a weird, alternative universe. One where Prince Hans works in a pizzaria – in Spiderman’s dreams, that is. In this parallel dimension, he’s actually married to Barbie, who’s passive-agressively decided that they want to start a family…which is complicated by the fact that Ken now works at the hospital’s maternity wards…oh, go see for yourself :-)

Here are a couple of episodes, including one where Spiderman gives out superpowers to kids at school:

Barbie’s morning sickness:

Finding out that being a mom might not be as easy as she thought:

Effeminate Spiderman gives out superpowers:

Spiderman marries Princess Anna – in his dreams:

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If this doesn’t put a smile on your face, few things will

Meet Walter. Walter loves water. Walter loves to run. Walter absolutely loves to run to the water. Look at Walter run to the water. Now smile a lot :-)

I absolutely love how dogs can treat the entire world with unreserved enthusiasm. I once saw a little black Labrador puppy trip over a tuft of grass, do a forward roll, get straight back up and run back to the tuft of grass and see if it would be its new best friend.

You see something like that – or this video of Walter – and suddenly the day seems a lot brighter. Enjoy :-)

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Playing with Phone and Lake – photos from home

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A last batch of photos from Denmark for a while, as the prospect of moving to Japan for a while draws nearer and nearer.

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Misogyny – a central theme in geek culture? And its greatest threat?

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The picture above is from the great Tumblr site Repair Her Armour.

It is, as its creator puts it, a blog:

“[...]dedicated to show and change the looks of ridiculous female armors (and other outfits) that women tend to have in media; such as games and comics.”

That line reminds me of a certain favourite Calvin and Hobbes comic strip, where the two are reading comics (oh, the meta…)

Their dialogue is about one of the heroines in the comic book they’re reading, and goes as follows:

Hobbes: Is one of her superpowers being able to fit that figure into that suit?
Calvin: No, all the Amazon women can do that.

I mean, anyone reading a classic JLA comic – or any other superhero comic for that matter – must at some point have wondered how in the hell the female heroes actually got their costumes on….and whether all the male heroes were asexual, or perhaps wearing tights in order to keep everything in place…

The average heroine has a figure that would put most porn actresses to shame – and can’t really be that practical when fighting crime…most of them would struggle with clasping their hands together in front of them without their breasts doing a popcorn imitation. OK, the costumes might serve as a distraction, but it’s basically got the same problems as capes:

Even if we look at some of the strongest heroines in geek culture, such as Lara Croft, you’ll find that they fit the mold, so to speak. Lara’s breast size increased rapidly from version to version of the Tomb Raider series, and while she might not wear an outfit like the one below, from Broken Armour, I challenge you to guess whether the animators spent more time on animating her jumping between ledges or her crawling around on all fours, booty pointing towards the player.

Here’s the broken armour outfit…which is actually included for its modesty:

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Look at the hit series Big Bang Theory. In it, the scientific, smart and successful women have to have certain physical and mental defects, while aspiring to be more like the main heroine is Penny, a blond, very attractive woman who might have little to no success in her aspirations, is far from as intelligent as the other women – but is sexy and the centre of attention for all the geeky scientists, who, when push comes to shove, are more interested in the fit, young doe, than in the strong women. One great example is the scientist Leslie Winkle, who has a short affair with Leonard, but clearly upsets the balance of things by being a strong woman….

Recently, we’ve had several cases of women within or on the periphery of gaming and geek culture being on the receiving end of some pretty horrific treatment – mostly, it seems, because they’re women. Women who don’t fit the mould that has cast anyone of their gender as over-sexualised and to a large extent subservient to men.

OK, this might not be something that’s unique to gaming and geek culture. Sadly, it’s more or less everywhere you look.

It is, however, worrying for someone who likes to think of himself as a geek – as someone who loves computer games, comics, science and all things internet.

I’ve always thought that geek culture was very much rooted in science fiction, in the sense that it is somehow about moving forward towards a better future, or at the very least a future where killing happens in virtual environments and not in actual reality.

I think and hope that it can bring us forward by being based on imagination, dreaming, creating and sharing through mediums such as the internet. That might actually move us towards the Singularity where man and machine meld.

For that to happen, I think that the inherent value of the culture needs to be more obvious to people, who like to dismiss it as consisting of a bunch of teenage boys. OK, they might be really good with programming, but no way are we letting them control parts of our society…wait….they are the guys with facebook, google and all of the smartphone apps…damn….

So some of the people who you could say belong to geek culture are already powerful. And Hollywood sure loves it some superheroes. In other words, you could argue that this is the time that might belong to geek culture. If the culture doesn’t shoot itself in the foot by being inclusive – but only for 49 per cent of the population…it might be an argument with flaws, but the image below speak a 1000 words about what the current situation is like within at least parts of geek culture, an why women might feel excluded from it:

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Cats, animals and technology – awww

A couple of videos about what happens when you mix cats – as well as other animals – and technology :-)

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Why let your horse hood be boring when it can be like this?

MINNIE SHEET face MASTER

Yes, that is right.

That is, somewhere behind all the ‘Disney would never even have thought of it…do you have to pay copyright on that?…my God that’s so….I feel violated on behalf of the horse’ actually…a horse. Dressed as Minnie Mouse.

Not to be outdone, here’s another (I’m Batman!):

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And another:

LITTLE DEVIL logo Sheet Master

And another:

MICKEYMOUSE SHEETS left 1 MASTER

This pretty much keeps on going for page down after page down on what might just have turned into my favourite new da-da-because-thy-might-actually-mean-it website, irresistiblehorsehoods.com.

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What. The. Hell. Just. Happened?

A friend recently sent me this video….I’m absolutely and totally lost for words….

Yes, yes, yes, I know. I also veered between guffawing and wanting to claw my eyes out.

The video is the brainchild (if it’s not named Damien, it should be…) of YouTube user cyriak, who back in 2011 made my brain explode with this:

And also these chimps:

If you want more videos aimed at turning your brain into hyper-spaghetti, please check out his YouTube-channel :-)

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